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A haiku about Mario Kart

hippiebones: Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up

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When my parents didn't get what I wanted from the... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…

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Mariah Carey is one of the best-selling artists of...

its-a-new-aige: …and anyone who tries to downplay her as an artist or a singer is simply someone too young to have witnessed her greatness…or someone who simply hates life & everything about—including themselves. I’m not even jokin’.

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c-parks: circusgirlie: qiuche: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you lisen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour Britney Spears. Circus. OH. MY. GOD. the pokémon theme song. if it syncs right you get some hilarious results.

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Tomorrow is September 1st

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Things you've learned in school:

meme4u: Texting without looking: Sleeping without getting caught: And teamwork during test: http://memeblock.com

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rainbow-road-to-happiness: So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something But then I opened it and Religion, you’re doing it right

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intricatewallflower: Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no Harry Potter and It was Voldemort Harry Potter and fuck you I was right Harry Potter and no it was definitely Snape this time Harry Potter and shit, wrong again

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snookidoughicecream: when only 1 person reblogs your post

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usingtimewisely: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.

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